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thatsmoderatelyraven:

chknnugz:

how can you be so fucking stupid

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He’s trying his best


bottom-of-the-wine-box:

Where’s the lie?


Better to be strong than pretty and useless.
Lilith Saintcrow, Strange Angels (via feellng)

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

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werewolfjokewar:

improbablenormality:

kvothetheravenclaw:

Headcanon that the Ravenclaw door allows entry to those who willingly and humbly admit that they do not know the answer or that their answer is wrong, because having an open mind and awareness of the limits of your intellect is proof of wisdom.

Supplementary headcanon that there are a lot of good answers, because the door opens for good reasoning, good arguments, and the way your mind hacks away at the problem, not the actual answer itself.

Tertiary headcanon that the door will no longer open for puns, no matter how clever.



me whilst on Survivor, helping my tribe to build a shelter by making a roof of big leaves: man i cant beLEAF how hot it is haha
me: *winks at camera*

fallingivy:

At the daycare we have a kid with two sisters from different dads. One of the other kids asked why this girl’s sister has a different last name from her, and I explained that she has a different dad, so they have different last names. That happens, sometimes. The 7 year-old girl…